Mitali Saran - Sickular Libtard: The funeral of human decency
Friends, yeomen, countrymen, Lend me your fears. I come to bury human decency, not to praise it. The evil that left-liberalism does lives on after it, especially on social media; the good is oft interred with its bones. So, let it be with a little damn human decency. The noble Modi has told you that human decency is an outdated speed bump on the road to development and self-reliance, aka doing what he says without asking too many questions—if so, it was a grievous fault, and grievously hath human decency answered it. Here, under leave of Modi and the rest—for Modi is an honourable man; so are they all, all honourable people—come I to speak at decency’s funeral. It was a founding principle baked into the Constitution, egalitarian and just to all; but Modi thinks that surprise announcements with four hours’ notice are sexier; and Modi is an honourable man.